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Vasectomy: Looking for the tubes

Photo A: Looking for a tube Click to enlarge (Squeamish rating: 7/10) Photo B: Found it! Click to enlarge ((Squeamish rating: 8/10))

Once the surgeon makes the tiny incision in the front of the scrotum, he goes looking for one of the two tubes which ordinarily transfers semen from the testicles. There's only a mild discomfort (2/10 rating) as he looks around, and a slight tugging feeling as he guides it towards the opening of the incision. The tubes are white, and 3 or 4 millimetres thick. You can just see one in the top photo. Since the surgeon (A) does not use a scalpel and (B) even if he did, it would be too large to fit through the incision cut into the scrotum, he has to bring the tube out through the incision. The surgeon is just starting to do this in the bottom photo. This part of the procedure reminds me of opening the proverbial can of worms, and I'd imagine it looks like it too. Now, from here on in, things get a little more gruesome.

On to extracting... (Squeamish rating 8/10)

Joke of moment

A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy. Shortly after he recovers from his an anaesthetic, his surgeon comes in and tells him: "Well, I've got good news and I've got bad news for you." "Give me the bad news first, Doc." says the patient. "I'm afraid that we accidentally cut your balls off during surgery, son." "Oh my god!" the patient cries, breaking into tears. "But the good news," the doctor adds, "is that we had them biopsied and you'll be relieved to know that they weren't malignant!"

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